April 2010
3 posts
March 2010
6 posts
February 2010
7 posts
fuckyeahladygaga:
“My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, ‘I can see you, because you have no pants on.’ So I’ll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me.”
— Lady Gaga
<3
January 2010
2 posts
December 2009
5 posts
fmylife:
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over… and turned his PS3 on. FML
Hmmm…I sure love some video games, but I don’t think I’d ever choose them over sex. Besides, post-sex gaming > post-sex everything else.
November 2009
38 posts
A girl I went to high school with just named her...
GOD, I wanna shoot all those ehxtra lehtterzzz!!!!
Can you complete 'the lyrics to the Beatles' song... →
edskee:
(via fuckyeahthebeatles)
This was my 10,000th “like”. I got 100% with 41 seconds left. :)
Yay! 100% with a 1:03 left! I’m a fast typer. And I’ve heard this song a thousand million times in my life. Thanks, Mom :D
People are supposed to fuck. It is our main purpose in life, and all those other...
– — Cynthia Heimel (via aag) (via cupcakesandporn) (via bendingsumbission) (via seaofsin)
True dat!
Here's THE GAME: Grab the book nearest you. Right...
edskee:
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“The young warlock in this story, for instance, decides that falling in love would adversely affect his comfort and security.”
- “The Warlock’s Hairy Heart” from The Tales of Beedle the Bard by J.K....