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Oh my guness! COME TO ME!!! *licks screen and melts into puddle of what once was Kelly*

edskee:

Genie: “I’m free! I’m free! Quick, quick, wish for something outrageous. Say ‘I want the Nile.’ Wish for the Nile. Try that.”
Aladdin: “Uh…I wish for the Nile.”
Genie: “No way! Hahahahahaha!”

The earlier part of my day can be described using two movie scenes: the one from Moonstruck where Nicholas Cage tells Cher he loves her and she slaps him twice and yells, “Snap out of it!” and the one in As Good as it Gets where Helen Hunt screams, “Why can’t I have a normal boyfriend?!…One that doesn’t go nuts on me?!” 

So thank you, Mr. Edskee. This picture will totally sum up the latter part of my day.

“Oh, to be free…”

precipice:

waterforchocolate:(via:yerawizardharry)-thejoker:(via goddamnyourebeautiful)

I need this framed and on my wall.

fuckyeahjohnkrasinski:

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EEEEEEEE!!!!

precipice:

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There should be some kind of warning before that happens.

Dwight <3

precipice:

starbuck when did you get so hot?

Wow, she does look hot! Too bad the last couple seasons of BSG made me hate her character with the fire of a thousand suns…

precipice:

halpert:carefulpatterns:twistedlittlestar:bigtunahalpert:(via nightley)

<3

pepiberto:

ikath:

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YEEEEEEEEEES

My mom’s dog peed on my copy. It served far better as a pee pee pad than as reading material.