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This is how I surf the interwebs, but sometimes my chin rest falls asleep :)

Three cheers for sex! (Cuddling is pretty sweet as well.)

pepiberto:

thedailywhat:

Clay Bennett.

Story of my young life.

hoarr:

I’m terribly sorry that my boredom did this to you, Margaret Atwood.  Someone of your stature doesn’t deserve such defecation.

This is perhaps the greatest thing I have ever seen! It’s not defamation (or defecation), it’s a celebration of her awesomeness :D

Costuming planning is hard work.

Puff chose to be a cow for Halloween.

patrickcassels

This is the dorkiest thing I’ve ever seen Jeff and Pat do. So dorky, in fact, that their dorkiness—to which I usually relate quite well—has temporarily transcended into an echelon of dorkdom from which I feel excluded. It must be a male dork thing to take pleasure in making random members of the opposite sex hate you…

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<3 Californication

theduty:

love my president.

<3